””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

mystified, flummoxed, lack of comprehension, Clueless, bewildered

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

AussieSMP Fun Fair Play Now!

South East Asia, Pacific region, join us, AussieSMP, online gaming
AussieSMP

IP: 119.252.189.18:26896 Version: Java 1.21.4

Welcome to AussieSMP!

AussieSMP is a Survival server based in Sydney, Australia. This means you get good ping if you’re in the Pacific or South-East Asia.

What We Offer:
Join the fun and make new pals!
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ProphetMc: Wild Block Chaos!

daily crates, 24/7 online, Chaos, Vote crates, minecraft server
Welcome to ProphetMc!

JOIN THE CHAOS: ProphetMc.Net

Survival Has Never Been This Wild!

Features That’ll Blow Your Blocks Off:
Active PVP: Take what’s yours!

Weekly Events: You snooze, you lose!

24/7 Online: We never sleep, and neither should you.

IP: ProphetMc.Net Minecraft Version: 1.20.1+

JOIN NOW OR GET LEFT BEHIND!
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Sam’s Ocean Snap 1.21.6 Server

Adult Gaming Community, collaborative building projects, Anarchy, ruins and relics discovery, ocean biome exploration
Sam’s Minecraft Server

Type: Vanilla Version: Snapshot – 1.21.6-rc1 Spawn: Ocean Biome Map Age: Since 2012

Server Info

Hey folks,

This is a chill vanilla server. It’s mostly just some old pals, but we want more folks to join. Spawn is in a big ocean, so you’ll need to swim to find land. We got a few nice data packs like /trigger home and /trigger spawn. Players and mobs drop their heads too. Other than that, it’s pure vanilla.

The map is from 2012. The ocean is huge, but there is land out there. New stuff (made after 2014) might take a bit to find, but it’s there. Plus, there are many ruins to check out near spawn.

We keep it fresh with the latest snapshot of Minecraft.

Rules
Most folks here are in their mid-twenties or older. We’re mainly Americans, but we also have some Russian and Polish speakers.

Join Us

Discord: samsmcserver.com/discord

Come hang out!
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Syncraft Fun Zone [SMP] 18+

Enhanced Gameplay Features, Authentic Vanilla Feel, Comprehensive Player Protection, Fun-Filled Server Activities, quality of life modifications
Welcome to Syncraft!

Syncraft is a Java 1.21.4 server that gives you a clean vanilla vibe with some neat tweaks. It’s a place where players make cool stuff together.

Why Syncraft is Awesome:
Cool Features:
Syncraft is the sweet spot between classic Minecraft and cool new stuff. Builders, redstone wizards, and adventurers will find their home here.

Join Us!

Hop on our Discord and say hi: https://discord.gg/syncraft
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Janitor’s Closet RP Hub 15+

Enriching narrative arcs, interactive events calendar, Janitors, Hub, ”’political intrigue dynamics

♠️ Why Join Janitor’s Closet SMP? ♠️

Janitor’s Closet is a semi-vanilla roleplay and worldbuilding server. Here, players join forces to craft a whole new world, one town, faith, and nation at a time.

You can make your own culture, religion, or story. Watch it grow through talks, fights, and more with others! Be a farmer, a leader, a soldier, a trader, or even a cult boss. Anything goes as long as it makes sense in the lore!

What Makes Us JC:

– Player-built nations, villages, and cities No big builds here! We like to keep it real and fun, but if your lore is cool, we might make an exception!

– Lore is player-made Events, faiths, plots, and more come from the players. This makes our world rich and fun!

– Compelling RP Level up your character with events, lore posts, and politics!

– Whitelist-only We keep it mature and high quality.

– Plugins for fun Enjoy quality-of-life tools and more!

🧽 Season Update Janitor’s Closet is fresh and ready! In past times, burnout was a thing, and we hit some bumps. This time, we’re listening to you and focusing on what made JC fun: cool stories, real in-game chats, and a world full of detail.

Whether you’re back or new, there’s a spot for you in JC!

Join our Discord! You need to join our Discord and fill out a quick app after reading the rules. This helps us keep out bad folks and trolls.

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