”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server

car crash, control, cultural beliefs, cultural clash, dad, DadCrashRehab, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family issues, father daughter relationship, Hospital, Indian values, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, refusing to visit, Resentment, Server, student loans, traditional vs modern, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Bollywood movie? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, financial disputes, and cultural clashes!

Imagine a world where you have to mine for diamonds to pay off your student loans instead of just asking your dad to foot the bill for your wedding. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can out-earn most men in your age range anyway?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging two weddings, a t-boned car, and a dad who thinks he can control your life choices. Will you fly back to India to mend fences, or will you spend your hard-earned diamonds on something more important, like building a giant statue of yourself in the game?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the hero of your own crazy Indian soap opera on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Join now and start mining your way to family dysfunction and financial independence!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Alien Abductions:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyRoomieDrama

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Are you tired of living with roommates who have no boundaries? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many rooms as you want! No more awkward encounters in the living room or kitchen, unless you want to, of course.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and create your own virtual paradise. Plus, we have a strict dress code policy – all players must wear full attire at all times, even if it’s just pixelated armor.

So come join us and leave the real world behind! Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SocietySMP: NormalIsStrange

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where riding pigs into battle is considered a legitimate strategy! We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, and it was the most impenetrable fortress on the server. Our resident wizard can turn any block into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground). And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and rotten flesh. So if you’re tired of boring old normalcy, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and absurdity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2573	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SongCraft: LastRespawn

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Picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, about to face off against a horde of creepers, and you can only listen to one last song before the explosion. Will you choose “Baby Shark” to distract the enemies with its catchy tune? Or maybe “Never Gonna Give You Up” to Rickroll them into submission? Join our server and make your last stand with the most epic soundtrack imaginable!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Void Armor Forged:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SpearCraft: Alien History

Alien, Alien Civilizations, alien technology, Ancient Weapons, BUILD, Combat, design, Effectiveness, extraterrestrial civilizations, History, hunting tools, long tail tags, primitive technology, Simplicity, spear design, spear use, SpearCraft, Spears, Use, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SPEARS FOR DAYS, U CAN BE LIKE AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION AND POKE PPL FROM FAR AWAY. WE GOT SPEAR DESIGNERS, SPEAR BUILDERS, AND SPEAR THROWERS. U CAN BE THE SPEAR KING AND RULE OVER ALL THE NOOBS WITH UR POINTY STICK OF DOOM. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE HISTORY WITH OUR EPIC SPEAR BATTLES. #SPEARLIFE #ALIENSWITHSTICKS #POKETHEMALL

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	3514
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PixelMods

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PixelMods SMP Modpack, Download the modpack on curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pixelmods-pixelmon-smp-server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.

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Server Name	Astral Pixelmon
Version	9.1.12
IP	play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord	discord.astralpixelmon.com

Overview:

Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV training, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, and more. The server is adult owned, LGBTQ+ friendly, and hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply input the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Astral Pixelmon.

Do you have any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features such as Gym Leaders, Custom Textures, GTS (Global Trade Station), Auction House, and Resource World.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts that players can participate in for rewards and fun.

Is the server beginner-friendly?

Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and is beginner-friendly. Feel free to ask other players or staff for help if needed.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Farms Harvested:	992
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Gay Craft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Authenticity, Confidence, courage, Craft, empowerment, equality, Gay, Invisibility, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, rejection, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Vulnerability

Are you tired of feeling invisible to the ladies? Are you tired of having to work for someone’s attention? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the king you are from the moment you log in. No need to play it cool or use cheesy pickup lines, just be yourself and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: on our server, you were born with all the skills and abilities you need to succeed. No need for gimmicks or special potions, just jump in and start dominating the game from day one. So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

Burnout, career dissatisfaction, Day, efficiency, factory line, Frustration, HOURS, job dissatisfaction, job satisfaction, Labor, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, monotony, NOOOOO, productivity, repetitive tasks, smp, spend, Time management, work addiction, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance, workaholic, workaholism

Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crops Grown:	1847	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Mines Excavated:	3099	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8147	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Conflict, Decision making, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Drugs, family, forgiveness, friendship, hysterectomy, infertility, Lies, loyalty, Property, Rehab, relationships, Social Group, Support, Trust

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.

Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, ProfessionJokez, smp

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

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Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Farms Harvested:	940

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

StPeteSmackdown: Ultimate Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, Allies, border, Defense, Deterrence, eastern europe, Former Chief of Staff, General Rajmund Andrzejczak, Lithuania, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Poland’s Armed Forces, Radius, response, Russian forces, SECURITY, st petersburg, StPeteSmackdown, strategic assets, strike, Target, Ultimate

join our epic minecraft server and become part of the most intense battle between Poland and Russia! Former Chief of Staff of Poland’s Armed Forces General Rajmund Andrzejczak is leading the charge, ready to strike directly at St. Petersburg if Russian forces dare to cross the border into Lithuania.

Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown as allies target all of Russia’s strategic assets within a 300km radius in the first minutes of battle. Will you fight for Poland’s honor or join the Russian forces in a desperate attempt to defend St. Petersburg? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, epic battles, and maybe even a few brain cells lost along the way. Let’s get crafting, comrades!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”