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NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2248	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	227	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Farms Harvested:	285	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Towns Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
New Chunks Explored:	421727	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8470
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	148	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	57	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Star Shards Collected:	218	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, Bosses, Dmitry Voronin, Duels, Events, Exploration, Giveaways, Grifesko, InoVix, meteorites, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Server, server owner, Unique

Dear Minecraft users!⛏

We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

✅Version: 1.16.5

✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

✅Website: Under construction

❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Divine Spears Created:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	155	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RegretfulGamerMC SMP

biggest regret, change the past, go back, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulGamerMC, remorse, second chances, self improvement, serious, smp, wish, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HangryCraft

Binge Eating, comfort drink, comfort eating, comfort food, comfort indulgence, comfort meal, comfort snack, coping mechanism, emotional distress, emotional eating, emotional response, Emotional support, HangryCraft, indulgence, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing drink, soothing food, stress eating, unhealthy habits

Are you tired of eating boring old food when you’re feeling down? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Sadness Buffet” where you can feast on tears of griefers and sip on potions of sorrow! Join us for a taste of the dark side and let your emotions run wild as you chow down on the most depressing delicacies in the virtual world. Trust us, you’ve never tasted sadness like this before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Spears Created:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Horror Stories Survived:	5