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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1372 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. LLAMAS. THAT TALK. IT’S LIKE A FREAKIN’ FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS PRINCESSES.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE YEN’S PURCHASING POWER IS LOWER THAN A MOLE RAT’S SELF-ESTEEM. YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (MAYBE)