Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!
But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 322 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.
plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Features |
|---|
| Land claiming to keep your house safe |
| Shops powered by a diamond economy |
| Regular events for the community |
| Warp stones so you can always teleport back home |
| Bucketable entities to save you pain |
| Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable |
So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land to protect my builds? | Yes, we have a land claiming system in place. |
| How does the diamond economy work? | Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. |
| Can I teleport back home easily? | Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home. |
| What are bucketable entities? | Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier. |
| What crafting tweaks are available? | We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!
Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.
So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!
And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
