Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 62 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 169 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
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| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions of Minecraft can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds. |
| Is there an active Discord community? | Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP. |
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.
That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 149 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.
Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.
Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2303 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.
So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.
you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.
so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.
people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?
elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?
join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| World Map | Click here |
| Proximity Chat/Voice Chat | Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice |
| Discord to Minecraft Chat | Connect with the community through Discord |
| Active community & staff | Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators |
| No /tpa, /home, etc. | Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience |
| Enforced Rules | Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members |
You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!
Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3
To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.
The server is for players aged 16 and above.
There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.
Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.
Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP
We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
