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| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.
come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 798 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 691496 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9537 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?
Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.
But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!
Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 182 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.
So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?
So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Our community is full of players who have no filter, so you’ll fit right in if you’re constantly blurting out inappropriate jokes or sharing way too much information about your personal life. Plus, we have a special “TMI Tuesday” event where everyone competes to see who can share the most outrageous story.
So if you’re ready to let loose and be yourself without any judgment, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wild conversations and maybe a few awkward moments along the way!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
