Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.
Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!
2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.
3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.
4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2881 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.
And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 202 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 71 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 226 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
