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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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