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Casual Minecraft

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Casual Minecraft is the ultimate server for players who want to relive the classic Minecraft experience. With a focus on simplicity, community, and survival mode, we bring the game back to its nostalgic roots. Our close-knit community thrives in a pure survival environment, where collaboration, creativity, and exploration are at the heart of the gameplay. No flashy gimmicks, no over-complicated features—just the original Minecraft you fell in love with. Whether you’re a veteran or new to the game, you’ll feel right at home in Casual Minecraft, where every player is part of the adventure. Join us and rediscover the magic!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow destined to burn – in a good way! We’ve got characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting for you to join their epic adventures. And don’t even get us started on the weapons – Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song will have you slicing and dicing like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses,” is live until November 7th. So come on and get your fill of sweet treats and flowery goodness. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re permanent, just like that weird mole you have on your back.

And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will have you swimming in virtual currency. Just visit our website and claim your riches!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two. Or maybe just a really cool build. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6216	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft SMP: Min Craft Wage

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> So, picture this: you’re stuck in a dead-end job, your girlfriend has left you for some trust fund douchebag, and your parents are breathing down your neck about working harder. Sounds like a real snooze-fest, right? Well, fear not, because I’ve got just the solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.

> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?

> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ores Mined:	2310
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lady Craft Minecraft Server

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Do you love mining and crafting with a side of girl power? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can team up with badass ladies who know how to dominate the game! From building epic castles to slaying dragons, our female-led community will show you how it’s done. Plus, rumor has it that our resident queen bee has a secret stash of diamonds that she’s willing to share with her loyal subjects. So if you’re ready to join a server where girls rule and boys drool, then hop on board and let the fun begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

> Aaaahhhhh AAAAAHHHHHHH Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the Macarena, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and eternal chicken nuggets.

But beware, our server is also haunted by the infamous Potato Ghost, a spud-loving specter who will haunt your dreams until you build him a potato palace fit for a king. Don’t worry, he’s a pretty chill ghost once you get to know him.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7943	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you cool kids out there!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft, where Sasuke himself will guide you through epic quests and challenges. That’s right, the legendary ninja himself is a part of our server and he’s ready to show you why he’s the GOAT!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got flying pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. And did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings your praises? It’s true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Sasuke and unlock the ultimate power of friendship…or something like that. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Doku ro Chan – The Minecraft SMP Boss

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to win is by discovering the secret ending of a wacky Light Novel adaptation! Join us for a chance to uncover the ultimate plot twist and become the hero of the server!

But beware, the journey to the end is filled with hilarious obstacles and crazy challenges. From fighting off zombie chickens to building a roller coaster out of diamond blocks, anything can happen in this wild world.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers or participate in a dance-off with a group of creepers? Only here, where the fun never stops and the laughs never end.

Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just be the one to uncover the epic conclusion of the Light Novel and become a legend in our wacky world!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WitherTime.ru Minecraft server

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On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Credit Card Debt Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being in debt and feeling like a creeper is about to explode on your finances? Join our Minecraft server and mine your way to financial freedom! Our players have paid off their credit card debt by finding diamonds, emeralds, and even a rare block of debt-free obsidian! Join now and start digging your way out of debt while building your dream virtual world. Who needs real money when you have virtual riches waiting to be discovered? Join us today and say goodbye to financial stress!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GF Tits Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Sleepless Gaming

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Crowed control for streamers on any platform for your viewers to interact with your game play !

𝗦𝗠𝗣 with loads of features, like custom biomes and items, claim protection player markets, oneplayer sleep, custom fishing, herobrine boss and so much more

𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗣𝗹𝗼𝘁𝘀 build what ever your heart desires on your plot

𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 like parkour, bedwars, party games, monopoly and more !

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Potions Brewed:	100
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	60

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Wose on the Front Page Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is da wose on da fwont page! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.

3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Game Start Minecraft Server

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Oh, sweet summer child, the game has already started on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, you haven’t missed out on anything yet because our server operates on a different time zone – the realm of infinite possibilities and endless adventures!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Sunny and Ghost General – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP, where you can join the intergalactic bandit and the blue ghost on their crazy adventures! Forget about drama and get ready for some epic shenanigans with SunnySplosion and Mogu Ghost.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	8869	Titanic Battles Fought:	16