Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCreeperWarz

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	158	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4018	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	274
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Animals Bred:	50	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	266

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1879
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4015	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	93

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Potions Brewed:	114
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	3968

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RedLineRuckusMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6147
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	117
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	113	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mines Excavated:	2510
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Towns Built:	3
Potions Brewed:	163	Animals Bred:	123
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.