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Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3061	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Potions Brewed:	111	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RedLineRuckusMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	7270
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Star Shards Collected:	273
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

StepSisPlaySupport

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

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lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crops Grown:	8943	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchantments Applied:	139
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mines Excavated:	2771