Worst Players “Forever” Server: Semi-Bad, Still Vanilla, Dynmap, Tiny, Barely Surviving

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Welcome
Welcome to “The Worst Players 3ver,” a Vanilla+ Minecraft server designed for adults seeking a chill and stress-free gaming environment!

About Us
“The Worst Players 3ver” is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a growing community of like-minded adults who come together to unwind, build, and explore. Our Vanilla+ approach retains the core essence of Minecraft while enhancing the experience with a few carefully selected quality-of-life mods. This ensures that the game remains familiar and enjoyable, with just enough tweaks to keep things interesting.

About Us

“The Worst Players 3ver” is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a growing community of like-minded adults who come together to unwind, build, and explore. Our Vanilla+ approach retains the core essence of Minecraft while enhancing the experience with a few carefully selected quality-of-life mods. This ensures that the game remains familiar and enjoyable, with just enough tweaks to keep things interesting.

Our Community
Our community is our greatest asset. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a Redstone enthusiast, or a casual player looking to relax after a long day, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive group of players here. Our members are friendly, respectful, and always ready to lend a helping hand. We believe in fostering a positive atmosphere where everyone can share their creations, collaborate on projects, and simply have fun.

Our Community

Our community is our greatest asset. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a Redstone enthusiast, or a casual player looking to relax after a long day, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive group of players here. Our members are friendly, respectful, and always ready to lend a helping hand. We believe in fostering a positive atmosphere where everyone can share their creations, collaborate on projects, and simply have fun.

Features
Vanilla+ Gameplay: Experience Minecraft in its purest form with enhancements that improve gameplay without altering the core mechanics.
Friendly and Mature Environment: Our server is tailored for adults who want to enjoy a laid-back gaming session.
Community Projects: Join in on large-scale builds and community events, or simply watch and admire the creativity of others.
Stress Relief: Escape the pressures of daily life and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Why Join Us?
Steady Growth: Our community is steadily growing, attracting new members who contribute to a vibrant and active server.
Supportive Members: From sharing tips to helping with resources, our members are always ready to support each other.
Chill Vibes: This is your go-to place for relaxation. No drama, no pressure—just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

How to Join
Joining “The Worst Players 3ver” is easy. Simply head to our discord, where you can find all the details on how to get started. Whether you’re looking to build your dream base, embark on epic adventures, or just chat with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts, you’ll find your place here.

Discord Link
https://discord.gg/VUN6sKYbMQ

Come join us!
Come and be a part of “The Worst Players 3ver,” where the community is growing, the vibes are chill, and the fun never ends. See you in the game!

FAQ

Q: Is this server only for adults?

A: Yes, this server is designed for adults seeking a mature and stress-free gaming environment.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our discord channel to ensure a positive atmosphere for all players.

Q: Can I participate in community projects even if I’m not a skilled builder?

A: Absolutely! Our community projects are open for participation to all players, regardless of their skill level.

Q: How can I report an issue or seek help on the server?

A: You can reach out to our moderators and admins through our discord channel for any assistance or to report any issues.

Q: Are there regular events or activities on the server?

A: Yes, we organize community events and activities regularly to keep the gameplay interesting and engaging for all players.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Farms Harvested:	173
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HomerlessCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchantments Applied:	143
Buildings Constructed:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	3196	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky McPhenotype

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2091
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6631	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7770
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	753	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

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🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

#gamer, Adventure, Adventures, blocky, Celica, Character, Cheating, Crafty, Digital, escapism, FANTASY, fantasy wife, fantasy world, fictional, Gaming, hotwife, Hotwifes, Marriage, relationship, role playing, RPG, video games, vidya, virtual

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mines Excavated:	3048
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

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Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!