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Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Buildings Constructed:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7063

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DadMissedBdayMCServer

Accountability, Birthday Party, Boundaries, commitments, Communication, consequences, DadMissedBdayMCServer, Decision making, family dynamics, family relationships, Fatherhood, forgiveness, parenting, Priorities, relationships, Reliability, Resentment, Understanding

Hey guys! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, missed birthday parties, and heartfelt apologies. Our server is like no other, where players navigate through complex relationships and prioritize commitments over girlfriends (sorry, girlfriends!).

Experience the thrill of holding loved ones accountable for their actions, forgiving them, but also being wary of future slip-ups. And don’t worry, if someone prioritizes a girlfriend over their grandchild, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “Minecraft drama.”

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Love Letters Sent:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixel Polyglot

Communication, cultural exchange, Fluency, language acquisition, language acquisition benefits, language barrier, language development, language diversity, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic skills, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot

Are you tired of only speaking in “Minecraftian” on other servers? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn any language fluently just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin? Done. How about fluent Simlish? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying! Join now and expand your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly fun way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Players Killed by Monsters:	5772	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Potions Brewed:	161	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

StarveCraft: No Food Zone

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Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blowin’ Hot Cold Plugin

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join our epic minecraft server where we have a built in hot/cold setting when blowing on things. yes, you heard that right. blow on a block and watch it change color depending on your breath temperature. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6483	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Chilaxx G-Hub

Cross-Play, Economy, Filipino Community Voice channels Worldwide Fun Compatriots Friendly Server Join now Gaming Online Adventure Roleplay Multiplayer Survival Build Explore Creative Competitive Skins, Hardcore, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Towny

Best Filipino server!

We accept players worldwide! We offer a friendly and fun community! Including fun voice channels!

Compatriots! Here is fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join now

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	114	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Star Shards Collected:	169
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Come die in space with us on CelestialCraft, where the only achievements are avoiding death and awkward conversations about taxes

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CelestialCraft Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Custom Achievements
Magic Carpets
Custom Events
StarShards Currency
Rankup System
Player Shops
Grief Prevention
PvP
Mature Community

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP mandatory on this server?	No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to engage in duels.
How can I earn StarShards currency?	Players can earn StarShards through completing quests, achievements, and participating in server events.
Are there age restrictions on the server?	CelestialCraft is tailored for a mature audience, ensuring a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. We recommend players be at least 18 years old.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where Steve is always the hero? Well, look no further because on our server, Madara is the true hero of the story!

Join us and witness epic battles where Madara takes on hordes of creepers with just a single punch. Watch as he builds towering castles with a mere flick of his wrist. And don’t even get us started on his epic dance moves at the server-wide parties!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Madara once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him flying through the sky on a magical unicorn!

So why settle for a boring old hero like Steve when you can join our server and witness the legend of Madara unfold before your very eyes? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #2012

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Wuthering and try not to get lost in the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, like The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And don’t even get us started on the current extractions, like Cinq West Section 3 Meursault and Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair.

Why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a target extraction of [Faust] ID & E.G.O. If that doesn’t get your adrenaline pumping, I don’t know what will.

And if you’re worried about spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be! This game is set after both, so expect the unexpected.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure in a world like no other. Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and join us in the chaos. Just remember, the tutorial is important – trust us on this one.

Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and check out our official site for all the latest updates. And if you need any EGO or Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our handy resources.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

StolenGifts Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!

Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.

But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NoBabysitNoCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

5g technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, autonomous vehicles, biotechnology, clean energy, Excited4Tech, gene editing, Internet of Things, machine learning, medical advancements, Minecraft, nanotechnology, quantum computing, renewable energy, robotics, scientific advancement, smart cities, smp, space exploration, technological advancement, virtual reality, wearable technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyConfessions

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Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

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so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Boxed Cat Chaos

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So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20