Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

5g technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, autonomous vehicles, biotechnology, clean energy, Excited4Tech, gene editing, Internet of Things, machine learning, medical advancements, Minecraft, nanotechnology, quantum computing, renewable energy, robotics, scientific advancement, smart cities, smp, space exploration, technological advancement, virtual reality, wearable technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyConfessions

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Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

adoption, America, born out of wedlock, catholic church, child welfare, export, Family secrets, hidden past, historical scandal, IllegitimateCraft, international scandal, investigative journalism, Italian children, Italian orphans, new book, ORPHAN, orphans, Program, religious institution, social injustice, undocumented history, Vatican, Vatican program

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Boxed Cat Chaos

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So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Paradise Network

Prison

Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Nikashi SMP

Adventure, bedrock, Challenges, Community, creative builder, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, friendly community, game modes, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Nikashi SMP, pocket edition, Server, Survival

Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2687

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

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NovaCraft: Revival S1

Server Version	1.21.1
Features	Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
Launch Status	Awaiting big launch with original and new members
Rules	Available in Discord server
Discord Username	_schlime
Application Process	Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
Server IP	dogpound.modded.fun
Whitelist	Players must be accepted before joining

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

2. What version is the server running on?

The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

3. How can I apply to join the server?

To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	188
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

Brazil, Brazilian culture, Brazilian customs, Brazilian economy, Brazilian education, Brazilian food, Brazilian geography, Brazilian government, Brazilian history, Brazilian language, Brazilian lifestyle, brazilian music, Brazilian people, Brazilian society, Brazilian sports, Brazilian traditions, Crafty, globetrotter, International, Minecraft, Server, south america, tourism, travel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Dimension Hops:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server

abandonment, Abuse, anger problems, anxiety, family, Father, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, HalfSisEdu, healing, high school, Insecurity, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mother, narcissism, no contact, pushback, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Support

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and unexpected requests!

Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

ASKED, Boundaries, Communication, Delivery, Etiquette, family, health concerns, Labor, long distance relationships, Messaging, Motherhood, personal space, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, questions, relationships, Respect, self-care, stress, Support, Updates, UterusCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Villages Defended:	20	Chimeras Created:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	186

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RedditHorrorStories SMP

chilling, creepy, creepy encounters, Disturbing, Frightening, ghost stories, Horror, internet, Mysterious, Online Community, Paranormal, real life horror, reddit, reddit users, reddithorrorstories, Scary, smp, spooky, Terrifying, true stories, unexplained, unsettling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	384478	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoSelfControlSnacks

Binge Eating, comfort food, cravings, discipline, Food, Forbidden, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, Moderation, NoSelfControlSnacks, self-control, snack, sweets, temptation, Treats, Unhealthy, Weakness, Willpower

Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Acai Looks Like Noob

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join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

marine life, ocean predators, sea creatures, Sea Urchins, Server, Shark attacks, Shark Awareness., shark behavior, Shark Biology, shark conservation, Shark Ecology, Shark Feeding Habits, Shark Hunting, shark populations, shark protection, shark research, shark species, Shark Videos, Sharks, underwater footage, Urchins, Wild, wildlife

Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	691
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25