World of DerpCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

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Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Third World Imports – Where chaos meets creativity in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon to make things interesting – the mobs have learned how to integrate into society! That’s right, you could be trading with a creeper or having a dance party with a zombie in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is all about diversity and we truly believe that it is our strength. We have players from all walks of life, from villagers to endermen, all coming together to create a truly unique and wacky community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your new best friend in a pigman!

So come join us and see for yourself why this could be your city next. Who knows what crazy adventures and hilarious encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Falling into the Void:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	76	Villages Defended:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty AF – where Ncrfags get rekt and creativity reigns supreme!

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Are you tired of getting btfo by Ncrfags, Lorefags, NVfags, CRPGfags, Obsidianfags, Toddbros, and Brotherhoodbros? Well, fear not, because on this Minecraft server, you will achieve complete victory over all of them! Our fearless leader has mastered the art of btfo-ing trannies and chuds while also being the most successful video game director of all time. Join us and become part of the most epic Minecraft community where insanity and victory go hand in hand!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

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Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	294	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where all the characters are actually secret trannies! Lucy? Trans. Renfield? Trans. Dracula? Trans AND he has a whole harem of trans vampires. And don’t even get me started on Arthur and Quincey, they’re not just gay, they’re fabulous! So come on down to our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crew!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Santa’s Blocky Workshop

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a winter wonderland on steroids! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying reindeer, snowball fights with elves, and a giant gingerbread house that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where it’s Christmas every day. You can build a snowman that comes to life, ride a sleigh pulled by flying pigs, and even challenge Santa himself to a build battle.

So why wait for Christmas when you can experience the holiday spirit all year round on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the jingle bells rock your blocks!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes? Well, look no further because our server has a hilarious twist – Barcelona has taken over the entire world! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through iconic landmarks like the Sagrada Familia and Camp Nou. But be careful, because Lionel Messi himself might pop up to challenge you to a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a llama through the bustling streets of Barcelona, or maybe even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a hidden beach party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare diamond block shaped like a tiny soccer ball!

So why does Barcelona look like this? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and start your adventure in the craziest city in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BoofCraft: Where the fun never stops and the boof is always passed!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyMcCraftFace

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Are you tired of boring old games with limited customization options? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has more customization than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’re talking rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs with top hats, and even a disco ball that follows you around wherever you go. Triple A games wish they could have this much customization, but they can’t handle our level of awesomeness. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Chaos: Where Even Nothing Happens Again >_<

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so action-packed, even the creepers are doing backflips! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter dancing pigs, flying cows, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the legendary battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out in a dance-off to determine the fate of the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown! So grab your diamond sword and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

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Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixelated Puberty Pals: Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, all thanks to our magical loot chests scattered throughout the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across on your adventures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly events. We host insane PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and duel it out with diamond swords. The winner gets a crown made out of actual gold blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky goodness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Boofed WeedCraft: Where Rap Music and Hallucinations Collide in Minecraft!

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the grass is greener and the pigs are twerking! Join us for a trippy adventure where one puff of the weed will have you hallucinating rap music and transforming into a whole new race. Say goodbye to your old identity and hello to a world where anything is possible, including two black women twerking in your face! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ColombiaCraft: Where Touhou meets Minecraft in a wild and wacky adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is bringing you something truly unique – a Touhou-inspired world set in Colombia!

Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be searching for magical emeralds hidden deep within the lush jungles. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you’ll be constructing colorful Colombian-style haciendas complete with salsa dancing villagers!

But the real fun begins when you encounter the boss mobs inspired by Colombian folklore. From the fearsome El Sombrerón who steals your items to the mischievous El Silbón who curses your inventory, you’ll never know what crazy challenge awaits you next.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure through a Colombian Touhou world like no other! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4