Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7839 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1935 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ores Mined: 7868 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 346

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 71 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Star Shards Collected: 262
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4476 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 4397
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1726 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Star Shards Collected: 291

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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