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Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magic Items Found:	3392
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5431	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	9140

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RedLineRuckusMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Star Shards Collected:	285
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

StepSisPlaySupport

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ores Mined:	9118	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2