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Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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