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Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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