WiseCrack SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Back in my day

abilities faded, abilities waned, abilities weakened, aging, capabilities lost, changes, Day, growing older, LIMITATIONS, limitations of time, no longer capable, past abilities, past accomplishments, past capabilities, past talents, physical limitations, restrictions, skills deteriorated, skills diminished, skills lost, talents forgotten

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Crops Grown:	7263
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Remember the good old days when you could ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive that glorious moment over and over again! Join us for the chance to ride pigs, chickens, and even llamas off the tallest cliffs without a care in the world. Who needs a parachute when you have a trusty farm animal to cushion your fall? Don’t miss out on the adrenaline rush of a lifetime – join our server now and start living on the edge (literally)!

VenezuelaCraft Minecraft Server

Bounty, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Juan Guaido, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, opposition leader, Politics, presidential candidate, REWARD, reward money, search, Server, Unrest, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, whereabouts

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU COULD WIN $100K FROM VENEZUELA’S GOVERNMENT JUST FOR FINDING OUR OPPOSITION’S PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND FIGHT GIANT CHICKENS FOR EPIC LOOT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

WarCraftyElections

Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, crisis management., Democracy, Diplomacy, elections, global affairs, Government, hot phase of war, international relations, leadership, peace negotiations, Peacebuilding, political stability, Politics, post-war elections, Ukraine, war aftermath, WarCraftyElections, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Chimeras Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can play while u wait for the “hot phase of war” to pass. like, u can build ur own lil world and escape from the chaos of the real world. plus, u can vote for ur leader in elections on the server and maybe even become the ruler of the minecraft world. join now for a chance to escape reality and have some fun in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Bed wars anarchy with a free world without donation Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bed wars, donation, free world, minecraft server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Minecraft server without donation, with bad wars and real anarchy

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Mods & Stuff SMP

active owners, Bosses, cooking mods, cosmetic trinkets, Discord, loot boxes, looting system, Modded, Modpack, modrinth launcher, Mods, pay to win, Player Economy, progress, RAM, Server, Skill System, smp, Storyline, Stuff, Survival, Teams, voice chat

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Mods & Stuff SMP Overview

Feature	Description
No pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes	Enjoy a fair gaming experience without any pay-to-win elements.
Player ran economy	Participate in a player-driven economy within the server.
Teams	Join or create teams to collaborate with other players.
Active owners	Engage with dedicated and active server owners.
100% survival	Experience survival gameplay without any creative mode.
Whitelisted Mc and Discord server	Access the server and Discord community through whitelisting.

Modded Features

Feature	Description
In-game voice chat	Communicate with other players via in-game voice chat.
Cooperative looting system	Enjoy a cooperative looting system with separate loot chests.
Cosmetic trinkets	Personalize your character with cosmetic trinkets.
New bosses and storyline	Encounter new bosses and delve into an expansive storyline.
Skill and class system	Choose your skills and class to customize your gameplay.
Cooking mods	Explore a variety of cooking mods for culinary adventures.

Server Disclaimer

Players have already made progress on the server, which is approximately a month old. Minimum of 6 GB RAM is required to play the current modpack.

Join Our Discord Server

https://discord.gg/4z2Db7acHE

Black Manlet’s Thai Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Black, black manlet, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, feasible goal, Gender Identity, Girlfriend, Interracial Relationships, LGBTQ, love, manlets, Minority, new years resolution, personal growth, Quest, relationships, self improvement, sexual orientation, thai, Thai ladyboy, Transgender

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Thai ladyboy gfs roam free and you, a black manlet, can finally achieve your dreams! It’s like a crazy mix of fantasy and reality, all in one epic Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and make your wildest resolutions come true!

CarCraze Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bmw 3 series, car accident, CarCraze, downpayment, fees, first house, Honda, hyundai, insurance costs, Lexus NX, luxury, mid 6 figures, MIL, Millionaires, Minecraft, mini-SUV, monthly support, nice car, Q3, Server, Support, tesla, TOTAL, vanity rights, VHCOL city

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Farms Harvested:	664	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as luxurious as your MIL’s mini-SUV? Look no further! Join our server and experience the high life with our virtual Tesla cars and diamond-encrusted armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who make mid 6 figures in diamonds and emeralds, so you’ll fit right in with your lavish lifestyle. And don’t worry about arguments over money with your spouse – on our server, the only currency is pure fun!

So ditch the boring Hyundai and Honda servers and join us for a wild ride of opulence and extravagance. Who needs a downpayment on a house when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Come join us and live like a Minecraft millionaire!

ExFriendExposedMC

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consent, ExFriendExposedMC, friendship, Honesty, Party, peer influence, peer pressure, personal space, relationships, Respect, self reflection, social consequences, social life, Trust, uncomfortable situation, University, Weirdo

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Items Found:	4207
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player approaches you and asks if they can drink beer from your virtual tits. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! And if that’s not enough, there’s a chance you might run into a player who looks and behaves exactly like you – talk about a glitch in the matrix!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a friendship turned awkward when one player confesses their love, only to be rejected and then ask to touch virtual boobs. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP

addiction, addiction treatment, carcinogens, environmental impact, harmful effects, harmful habits, health education, lung cancer, No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP, overlooked health risks, passive smoking, preventative measures, public health, respiratory diseases, secondhand smoke, smoking, smoking cessation, societal norms, tobacco industry, tobacco use

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all!

MineCraftPoopTime

Alone Time, bathroom, Entertainment, hygiene, meditating, Men, mental health, MineCraftPoopTime, multitasking, pooping, privacy, procrastination, reading, reddit, Relaxation, self-care, social media, stress relief, thinking, Time management, TOILET

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3383	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Toilet Diamond hidden deep within the bowels of the world (literally).

While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!

ManaCube

Community, Custom Items, Enchantments, Events, Farming, Griefers, Jobs, Kingdom, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Manacube, Monsters, Network, op prison, Parkour, Prison, Relics, resource pack, Runestones, Skills, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	1789	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Server Name	ManaCube (NEW REALM!)
IP	magic.manacube.com
Website	https://manacube.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

ManaCube is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive.

Features:

Towny
Jobs / Skills
Relics
Runestones
Resource Pack
OP Prison (JUST RELEASED!)
Skyblock
Lifesteal
KitPvP
Parkour

Community:

At ManaCube, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules. With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://manacube.com/rules

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

To join ManaCube, simply enter the IP address magic.manacube.com in your Minecraft client and start playing!

2. Can I create my own town in the game?

Yes, you can build your own town and protect it from griefers. You can also expand and create your own kingdom for more power.

3. What are Relics and Runestones?

Relics are special treasures dropped by monsters with custom textures and powerful enchantments. Runestones are magical enhancements that boost gear traits and enchantments.

4. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, the server has over 500 custom items with custom textures, including hats, furniture, and tools.

5. Is the server community-friendly?

Yes, the community is a top priority at ManaCube. The server aims to create a safe and positive space for all players, with frequent events and a family-like atmosphere.

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, arousal, c/u/cks, cuckold, Deepthroat, Domination, dreamscape, Exploration, fetish, Haven, janny cock, kink, LGBTQ, love, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual desire, Submission, sucking, taboo, tr/a/nnies, Transgender

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow-infested wonderland where trannies and cucks are all about sucking janny cock for fun! It’s like a party where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and let your inner weirdo shine. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this crazy world of blocky madness!

AI_MindCraft SMP

academic performance, Adaptability, ai, AI_MindCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Classroom, Digital Learning, education, educational tools, Future, gen z, Impact, innovation, learning, machine learning, online resources, School, smp, student experience, Students, study, Technology

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Buildings Constructed:	37

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft gamers out there! If you wanna join the most epic SMP server ever, then look no further! This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits.

Join our server for the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireballs out of your butt! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who are also professional Minecraft players?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the opportunity to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our crazy community of gamers who are just as insane as you are. Let’s goooooo!

MineTearCraft

emotional dramas, emotional films, emotional rollercoaster movies, emotional tearjerker movies, films that hit you in the feels, films that make you emotional, films that make you weep, films to watch when feeling down, heart-wrenching movies, MineTearCraft, movies that bring on the tears, movies that evoke strong emotions, movies that make you cry, movies that make you emotional wreck, movies that make you teary-eyed, movies that touch your soul, movies that tug at your heartstrings, movies to watch when sad, sad movies, tear-inducing films, tearjerker films

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Animals Bred:	166	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cry tears of joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will bring tears to your eyes as you witness the beauty of our pixelated landscapes and the hilarity of our player-built creations.

Join us for epic adventures, insane mini-games, and a community of players who will make you laugh until you cry (literally). Our server is so awesome, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its greatness.

So why join our server? Because it’s the only place where you can mine diamonds while crying tears of happiness, battle epic bosses while laughing uncontrollably, and build the most ridiculous structures while wiping tears of joy from your eyes.

Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server of all time. Join us now and get ready to cry like you’ve never cried before (in a good way, of course).

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, civil union, equality, european union, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, law, legalization, legislation, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Liechtenstein, Marriage equality, marriage rights, Minecraft, progressive, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, social change, society, Takes Effect

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u gotta join this server. first off, did u know that Liechtenstein Marriage Equality Law just took effect on this server? that’s right, u can marry ur minecraft buddy and have a big ol’ wedding in the virtual world. ain’t that just wild?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy. and guess what? there’s a dragon there that farts glitter. i ain’t kiddin’, this server is straight up bonkers.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	102/400	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Farms Harvested:	477	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4