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NoKiddos4Me Minecraft SMP

career focus, childfree, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family dynamics, Family Planning, financial considerations, future plans, INDEPENDENCE, life goals, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKiddos4Me, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, relationships, reproductive rights, Self Discovery, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude, it’s lit AF. So basically, we got this server where the creepers are actually friendly and they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, like how crazy is that? And the villagers are all secretly ninjas who can do backflips and stuff, it’s wild.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

MineCraftyBanter

Communication, Debating, debating online, Decision making, digital communication, ENGAGEMENT, Interaction, internet, MineCraftyBanter, online behavior, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online engagement, online etiquette, online interaction, post, response, social media, social-networking, Writing

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	8	Farms Harvested:	875
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Do you ever feel like you’re about to drop some epic knowledge on someone’s post, but then you realize it’s just not worth the effort? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about wasting your brilliant thoughts on dullards ever again!

Join our server and become a part of the most elite group of players who have mastered the art of witty banter and clever comebacks. We have a strict “no boring posts allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that every response you craft will be met with the admiration and awe it truly deserves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the virtual lands spreading chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the title of Troll Queen for yourself? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and let your creative juices flow as you engage in epic battles of wit and humor. Who knows, you might just become the next internet sensation thanks to your hilarious posts on our server!

FrenchFusionMCServer

22 minutes, achievement, Breakthrough, clean energy, european union, EXPERIMENTAL, France, FrenchFusionMCServer, fusion reactor, innovation, ITER project, milestone, nuclear energy, nuclear fusion, power generation, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, sustainable energy, Technology

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where france is runnin a freakin fusion reactor for a record 22 minutes? like, bro, that’s some next level shiz right there. join this server and witness the craziest energy source in the game, plus u might even get to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, it’s lit af. come join the madness and be part of the wackiest minecraft community ever. let’s gooooooo!

DiplomaticCraftUSA-Russia

#announcement, Agreement, Diplomacy, diplomatic breakthrough, diplomatic relations, diplomatic ties, DiplomaticCraftUSARussia, foreign policy, global affairs, historical agreement, International cooperation, international relations, official statement, Politics, president putin, Putin administration, Putin-Trump meeting, russia, united states, US-Russia relations, world news

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

so, like, u know how president putin and the united states are always at odds, right? well, guess what? they finally decided to be bffs again! like, can u believe it? it’s like when ur two besties finally stop fighting over who gets the last piece of pizza.

anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we’re all about bringing people together, just like putin and the US. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. plus, we have this super cool mod that lets u ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. it’s totally wild, dude.

so come join us and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet putin himself in the game. wouldn’t that be something? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

Error Prone Chatbot Server

Accuracy, AI study, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, chatbot, chatbot errors, Chatbots, Communication, data analysis, error, errors, Gemini, INFORMATION, machine learning, Messaging, News, news summary, PRONE, research, Server, study, Technology, worst offender

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2801	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

OMG, so like, this server is like, totally insane, bro. Like, the chatbots on here are so messed up, they can’t even summarize the news right. It’s like, hilarious, man. You gotta join just to see how wacky it is. Plus, this server has the craziest stories ever, like one time a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns flushing themselves down it. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night. You gotta join this server, it’s a total trip, dude.

Wild Wanderers 1.21.2

1.21.2, catcalling, feminism, gender equality, objectification, sexual harassment, street harassment, Wanderers, Wild, Women empowerment, women’s autonomy, women’s dignity, women’s empowerment, women’s equality, women’s freedom, women’s independence, women’s liberation, women’s rights activism, women’s rights advocacy, women’s rights awareness, women’s rights movement, Women’s safety, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Votes:	815	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Imagine walking outside in the game and seeing women dressed in the most outrageous outfits, like it’s some kind of fashion show gone wrong.

But hey, don’t get too turned on because apparently that’s considered sexual harassment in this wacky server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other bizarre rules and surprises await you in this virtual playground. Let’s get weird together!

BoyfriendBan Minecraft Server

bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBan, Breaking Point, Catholic, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, far-right party, flatmate, friendship, ground rules, living arrangements, Minecraft, overreacting, Peace of mind, rules, Server, trust issues, VALUES

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
New Chunks Explored:	453449	Buildings Constructed:	48
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft space with unwanted guests? Join our server and never worry about uninvited players taking over your virtual home! We promise a clean, friendly environment where you can build, mine, and craft in peace.

Just like in real life, we have rules in place to ensure everyone’s comfort. No more unexpected guests overstaying their welcome! And if they do, our moderators will handle the situation with grace and efficiency.

Plus, we have a therapy corner for any past issues that may come up during gameplay. Need to talk about your ex who cheated on you? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, our server is far from supporting any far-right parties – we’re all about inclusivity and fun!

So join us today and say goodbye to unwanted roommates in Minecraft. It’s time to reclaim your virtual space and build to your heart’s content!

FoodBankBuddies

#venting, art supplies, Asking for help, Charity, Cheating, Communication, difficult times, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, financial struggles, food bank, FoodBankBuddies, freelance artist, friendship, Generosity, judgment, misunderstanding, Offense, Support, tough times, wealth

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9117	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3359	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from real-life problems and dive into a world of blocky chaos!

Join us and you’ll meet players like Sally, who’s been through more ups and downs than a rollercoaster. From catching her ex cheating to relying on food banks, Sally’s life is a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters and outrageous stories that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

ScaryStansMinecraftSMP

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Community, creepy, Dangerous, Fame, FAMOUS, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, influence, influencer, influencer marketing, internet culture, Obsession, ONLINE, Scary, ScaryStansMinecraftSMP, social media, Stalker, TOXIC

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	7415	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, the owner is secretly a famous influencer with the scariest followers ever! Like, they’re all zombies or something and they’ll totally wreck your base if you don’t join and become part of their zombie army. But don’t worry, we have diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect ourselves, so it’s gonna be a wild ride full of epic battles and crazy adventures. Plus, the owner once tamed a dragon and now it’s flying around the server causing chaos, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next. Join now or miss out on all the fun, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #zombiearmy #dragonchaos #minecraftmadness 🧟🐉🔥

BlockMart – No Bezos Here!

Alternative, Amazon, Bezos, BlockMart, Boycott, boycott Amazon movement, Community, conscious consumerism, consumer behavior, e commerce, eco-friendly, ethical shopping, independent retailers, local shops, online retailers, online shopping, shopping alternatives, shopping habits, shopping platforms, Small Businesses, Support, sustainable

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Tired of ordering from the evil empire of Amazon? Join our Minecraft server and order all your goods from our virtual marketplace! Our villagers work tirelessly to fulfill all your ridiculous requests, from enchanted diamond swords to golden carrots that make you fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries caused by flying carrots). Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon delivers packages faster than Amazon Prime! Join now and say goodbye to Bezos and hello to blocky bliss!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Atrocious, badmouthing, condemns, Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, JD Vance, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, presidential candidate, regret, response, Server, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, US president, Warning, Zelensky

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchantments Applied:	124
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got JD Vance on here telling Zelensky to watch out for badmouthing Trump, like, what even is happening, bro? and then he’s all like, peace talks? more like atrocious talks, amirite? come join the madness and chaos on this server, where anything can happen, even JD Vance giving political advice to world leaders in a blocky virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see where this crazy train takes us!

ZelenskyyCraft – TrumpDebunked

Approval, approval rating, Debunking, election, fact check, Government, growth, leadership, Misinformation, Politics, polling, president, public opinion, Rating, statistics, support claim, trump, TrumpDebunked, Truth, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	235	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runes Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy’s approval rating is through the roof at 57%!! debunking trump’s sad 4% support claim lmao. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the zelenskyy-approved squad!

Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

200 times sweeter, arteries, artificial sweetener, aspartame, build up, Builder, fatty plaque, heart attacks, INCREASE, insulin, insulin levels, intestines, Mice, plaque, receptors, Release, Risk, spike, spikes, Stroke, Sugar, SWEET, sweetener, Tricks

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	811559	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!

our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!

join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!

Wendsmine-anarchy server minecraft

administration, alt, Anarchy, Auto, banner, Class, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, Server, server description, set, soon, Storage, Title, Wendsmine, WENDSMINE-ANARCHIA, width

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	46	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Server Anarchy! Soon there will be a set of administration!

WendsMine.aternos.me:13680

Echoing Shadows 1.20.1

1.20.1, Abuse, BEDROOM, brother, cried, Echoing, ejaculated, feelings, French forum, high school, naked, PANICKED.., parents, penis, purpose, rape, Scared, sexual abuse, shadows, shower, Swore, testimony, Touch

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! We have crazy stories like this one from a French forum to keep you entertained. Imagine the chaos of a brother asking you to touch his Minecraft sword because it hurts, only to end up with a messy situation! If you want a server that will make you laugh, cry, and scream all at once, then join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures await you in our world of blocky madness!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Potions Brewed:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4