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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5831 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 2258 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!
Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.
So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!