WienerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and the pig had sunglasses on. They challenged the player to a dance-off and let’s just say things got pretty funky.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a cow that produces diamonds instead of milk. Imagine the bling bling you could have with that!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party in the Nether where the zombie pigmen break out their best dance moves. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join Koker-Koler-Ausgabe and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this wild and whimsical world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BorderBlockersCraft: Where devs troll with borders and blockades!

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Come join our Minecraft server where the devs have gone absolutely bonkers with their plot protection! They’ve built borders and blockades around high level areas to keep you from breaking the plot…or maybe they just don’t want you finding their secret stash of diamond blocks! Who knows what mysteries lie beyond those barriers – will you be the one to uncover the truth, or will you be forever stuck on the wrong side of the fence, staring longingly at the forbidden lands? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	221
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Towns Built:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with rainbow wings. And guess what? The pig-icorn went on to lead an army of chickens in a battle against an army of evil llamas. It was epic, trust me.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing, surprised, and entertained, then look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret potion that turns you into a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Gods Slained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft! Join the adventure now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and a sprinkle of chaos.

Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco club where the villagers go to party after dark. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Chaos: Troll Edition – Pranking Tranny-Kun, Retart-San, and Z2Cuck Since Day 2!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil creepers and zombie invasions.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and even have dance parties with friendly villagers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that by joining our server, you’ll be helping to make the world a better place. How, you ask? Well, every time you defeat a mob or complete a quest, a tree is planted in real life! That’s right, you’ll be saving the environment one pixelated tree at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server and let’s save the world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Animals Bred:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LOLcraft: The Server Where Creepers Are More Aggressive Than Your Ex

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is aggressive, frisky, and unceasingly horny! Sorry purityfags, but we’re all about that slut life here.

Join our server for a wild ride where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures, engage in scandalous roleplay, and unleash your inner freak. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of decency.

So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we only allow the elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why settle for the normies when you can hang out with the cool kids who are killing it in the streaming game?

Don’t worry if your favorite vtuber only has 499 viewers, we’re not heartless! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent, they’re welcome to join the party. And hey, we even have a list of the top indie vtubers to keep you in the loop on who’s who in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Need some SEEEEEEEEEX in your virtual life? We’ve got Koikatsu cards that will make your Minecraft experience a little steamier. And don’t forget to mark your calendar for the upcoming birthdays of your favorite chuubas – we take birthday celebrations very seriously around here.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the exclusive /lig/ club. Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Meme Origins: Tails Gets Banned Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old tired memes? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Ever heard of the meme where Tails Gets Trolled and someone says, “Truly, these people are worse than Hitler”? Well, on our server, we take that meme to a whole new level. We’ve got Tails trolling Hitler himself in epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry.

And who could forget the classic Mario meme, “Worse than BOWSER”? On our server, Bowser is the hero and Mario is the villain, leading to hilarious showdowns that will leave you in stitches.

So why wait? Join our meme-tastic Minecraft server today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Defense – Where Minecraft meets American justice in a hilarious way! Join now for laughs and epic builds!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate life lesson in self-defense? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the epic tale of Nicolae Miu defending himself against a mob of unhinged zoomoids!

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, just trying to find your lost phone, when suddenly you’re attacked by a group of crazed individuals. But fear not, because on our server, you can channel your inner Nicolae Miu and fight back with all your might!

With elements of aggression, provocation, imminent death, and bodily harm, this server will test your survival skills like never before. And remember, there’s no need to retreat when you’re faced with a group of unhinged, inadequate people under the influence – just defend yourself with any means necessary!

So if you’re looking for a server that will challenge you, entertain you, and maybe even teach you a thing or two about self-defense, join us today! Who knows, you might just come out of it with a medal for creating a better societal environment in the world of Minecraft.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Final Fantasy Fun – XIVG Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for the epic Dawntrail event, where you can collaborate with Final Fantasy XVI characters and hunt for treasure with moogles!

But wait, there’s more! Travel between data centers, participate in intense PvP battles, and join meetups to watch movies and discuss your favorite shows. Want to watch Konosuba S3 with fellow players? Done. How about a spooky club night with Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dungeon meshi viewing party or a shogun watch party. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ores Mined:	5869	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Cops and Robbers: Michael Sosa Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT Tag” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco Dance Party” where you have to out-dance the zombies to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Fools’ Paradise: ‘Fool Night’ Minecraft Madness

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga on steroids!

Join us and experience epic quests, insane battles, and mind-blowing storylines that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t worry about those pesky chapter gaps, because on our server, every corner you turn is a new chapter waiting to be explored.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and unleash your inner hero (or villain) in a world where anything is possible. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Apocalypse: Last Day Shenanigans

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, your last day is going to be the most epic day of your virtual life!

Join us and experience crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or even participating in a potato sack race with the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! On your last day, you’ll have the chance to challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted llama. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make your last day the most unforgettable day in Minecraft history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

YeehawCraft: Where cowboys and creepers collide

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of culture! We’ve got more American flags than you can shake a stick at, and our national anthem plays on a loop in the background while you mine and craft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the world’s largest virtual hot dog eating contest! Compete against other players to see who can chow down on the most pixelated hot dogs in record time. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life.

And if you’re feeling extra patriotic, join our exclusive reenactment of the Boston Tea Party event. Dress up as a colonial rebel and throw virtual tea crates into the ocean while shouting “No taxation without representation!” It’s a historical experience like no other.

So come join us on our server and experience the true essence of American culture in all its wacky glory. Who needs boring old monuments and museums when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	175	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minty Ghosts – Spooky Minecraft Shenanigans!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the Pink Highlights Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by Mint Fantome herself, the queen of all things pink and fabulous!

Not only will you get to play on a server with pink highlights galore, but you’ll also have the chance to join Mint Fantome’s YouTube channel where she posts hilarious Minecraft videos. Plus, follow her on Twitter for daily updates and shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! Join the Mint & Matara Podcast where Mint and her trusty sidekick Matara discuss all things Minecraft and beyond. And don’t forget to snag some epic podcast merch to show off your love for the server.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into a world of pink, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BG3 Haters Eat L’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by BG3 haters in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, BG3 haters are banned for life! That’s right, no more taking L’s from those pesky haters. Join us and dominate the virtual world without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the llama ninjas guide you to victory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mines Excavated:	3699	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.