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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
Mines Excavated: 1634 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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