White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Feeling Minecraft SMP

anticipation, celebration, Energetic, EXCITEMENT, feeling, Festive, Friends, Fun, good times, Good Vibes, Happiness, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, mug, night, Party, positive energy, smp, socializing, tonight, upbeat

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GFsMarathonNoShow

Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, GFsMarathonNoShow, Girlfriend, Hotel, LOGISTICS, Marathon, Meeting, Overnight, parents, perspective, relationship, sacrifice, Support, supportiveness, travel, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8071	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

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The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	993

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5314
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Crops Grown:	7385	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Towns Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CakeWarsCraft

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

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Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CreeperCruncher42

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.