Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our Partial Partner of the Power-washing Power-couple, Calliope Mori.

Legend has it that Calliope Mori once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a bucket of water and a sponge. She’s so skilled at power-washing that even the creepers run in fear when they see her coming. And now, she’s looking for new recruits to join her on her quest to clean up the Minecraft world one block at a time.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure with Calliope Mori and become a part of the most legendary power-washing power-couple in all of gaming history!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
Ores Mined: 6556 Buildings Constructed: 16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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