Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our Partial Partner of the Power-washing Power-couple, Calliope Mori.

Legend has it that Calliope Mori once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a bucket of water and a sponge. She’s so skilled at power-washing that even the creepers run in fear when they see her coming. And now, she’s looking for new recruits to join her on her quest to clean up the Minecraft world one block at a time.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure with Calliope Mori and become a part of the most legendary power-washing power-couple in all of gaming history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Farms Harvested: 899
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Love Letters Sent: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Buildings Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 9262
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Animals Bred: 18 Star Shards Collected: 178

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Ores Mined: 7625
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 321

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5813 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72
    New Chunks Explored: 994112 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1346 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Villages Defended: 13
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 936
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Dimension Hops: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 461872 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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