Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our Partial Partner of the Power-washing Power-couple, Calliope Mori.

Legend has it that Calliope Mori once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a bucket of water and a sponge. She’s so skilled at power-washing that even the creepers run in fear when they see her coming. And now, she’s looking for new recruits to join her on her quest to clean up the Minecraft world one block at a time.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure with Calliope Mori and become a part of the most legendary power-washing power-couple in all of gaming history!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Mines Excavated: 1150 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2476
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7567 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 3290
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Dimension Hops: 11
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3128 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Crops Grown: 8054

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Putin’s Crash Course Server

    Putin’s Crash Course Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Towns Built: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Zombie Dances: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

    Homeless Sweep Fail Craft
    so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

    if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

    so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 53
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

    Server Type Experimental Vanilla SMP
    Updates Every new snapshot
    Features Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
    Server Technology Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
    Server IP snapshot.pandamium.eu
    Latest Version 1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
    Discord https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
    Website https://www.pandamium.com/

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How often does the server update to new snapshots? The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
    What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server? Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
    Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether? The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
    What are some of the server features available? TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
    How can I reach out for help or support? You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Lonely Date Minecraft Server

    Lonely Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

    Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

    Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
    Runes Activated: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

    Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United
    Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

    In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

    Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

    But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

    And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Gods Slained: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

    BirthdayBash Minecraft Server
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

    🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

    🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

    💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

    🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

    🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • DeckedOutSnitchCraft

    DeckedOutSnitchCraft
    Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

    Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

    Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Runes Activated: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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