Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AncientOak

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AncientOak!

We are a family-oriented Minecraft server that offers fun and safe gameplay for the whole family. Our server is spooky-themed, and you will see spooky theme throughout the server. We have excellent staff who genuinely care about the members. Unlike most servers where you have to pay for special ranks and perks using real money, we have made everything available in-game and purchasable with in-game currency, ensuring the server is fair to all who play.

Plugins: • Towny • SlimeFun • Chestshop • PyroFishing • PyroMining

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HavocGames

HavocGames, ISLAND, Jobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, Server, Skyblock, Top Island, Upgrade

This is a fun Skyblock Server with ways to upgrade you island, be the top island, top MCMMO, and top in Jobs! Do you have what it takes to be the #1 Island?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

1.20.1, borderlands, Builder, Chat, custom origins, Discord, Funky, Griefing, java, jokes, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, Origins, Performance, planet minecraft, PvP, Reports, Resets, Safezone, Server, smp, stinkier, trader.., Vanilla

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimizers
Server Features	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod

FAQ:

Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes! The server is inclusive of all playstyles and experience levels.

Are there strict rules and punishments on the server?

The server has fair moderation, with appeals and punishments only for true rulebreaks.

Can I suggest new features for the server?

Yes! The server welcomes suggestions and will consider new ideas from players.

What is the performance like on the server?

The server has great performance with minimal client-side lag and high-quality hardware.

How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

The server has a system where a central area has claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands allow these activities but are resource-rich.

What is the Origins mod and how does it work?

The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest custom origins and make origin changes.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can visit the Planet Minecraft page for the server or join the Discord server for more details.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

artificial scarcity, developers, devs, digital scarcity, enforce, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, Gaming, in-game items, microtransactions, Minecraft, online communities, Online Games, online gaming, PixelPanic, player experience, player-engagement, scarcity, Server, video games, Virtual Economy

Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because on our server, the devs have taken artificial scarcity to a whole new level! Want diamonds? Good luck finding them because we’ve hidden them all in secret underground caves guarded by lava-spewing dragons. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper instead, right?

Join our server for the thrill of the hunt, the challenge of survival, and the satisfaction of finally finding that elusive block of obsidian after hours of searching. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize the land.

So if you’re up for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and the occasional exploding sheep, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft world out there!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Seattle Asian Baddies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Asian baddies ready to take over the virtual world! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little romance with our pixelated hotties. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SoapCraft: Cleanliness is Next to Blockiness

Blockiness, cleanliness, daily routine, dental hygiene, forgotten habits, Grooming, hand washing, health, healthy habits, hygiene, hygiene awareness, hygiene education, hygiene habits, hygiene practice, hygiene tips, personal hygiene, preventative care, public health, self-care, skincare, SoapCraft, wellness

Join our Minecraft server and never forget to wash your virtual hands after mining for diamonds! Our server is so immersive that your character can actually get virtual dirt under their virtual fingernails if you don’t keep up with hygiene practices. Plus, rumor has it that if you don’t wash up, the virtual zombies will be able to smell you from miles away and come attack your base! Don’t risk it, join our server now and stay clean while you conquer the virtual world!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AutoCraft: The Future Server

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Autocraft, Automotive Industry, automotive innovation, autonomous vehicles, driverless cars, environmental impact, Future, future transportation, government mandates, illegal cars, innovation, regulations, road safety, Safety, self driving cars, Server, Technology, traffic laws, transportation policy, transportation revolution, Urban planning

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da dystopian future where self driving cars rule da land and regular cars are illegal!!! build ur own car out of blocks and race against ur friends in epic car battles!!! but be careful, da self driving cars are out to get u and will stop at nothing to take u down!!! join now and be da ultimate car warrior in dis crazy apocalyptic world!!! #blockycars #selfdrivingnightmare

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ntl-paperMC.net

1.20.1, 1.21.1, Cash Shop, Claimblocks, Dynmap, Economy, Essentialsx, Grief Prevention, Land Claim, player trades, PvP, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, server money, Server Speeds, Silkspawners, Survival, Vanilla, VAULT, Vote Rewards, world gen

Features: – A fresh server with a truly epic world generation! Come join us in making this an even more, one-of-a-kind, epic world! – Semi-Vanilla Survival, Normal Difficulty, Vanilla Spawn Rates, Nerfed Hunger Rates, PVP Toggle – Squaremap: play.ntl-papermc.net:8080 (Primary) – Dynmap – Silkspawners_V2- Grief Prevention & Land Claim (New players can earn up to 100k+ from playtime, buy more from the server cash shop or earn more from rewards!) – New Players Start with 3x /sethomes. – Server-Wide Player Trades. – Multiverse- Resource Worlds – EssentialsX – Server Cash Shop, Vote Reward Shop, earn server money and claimblocks, for playtime alone and more! Featured w/ Vault. – Huge Awesome World Gen and an upcoming server! All With Fast Speeds! – Runs 1.20.1 and supports clients up to at least 1.21.1!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crops Grown:	2129

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

No Voter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright insane server you will ever come across!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of Minecraft trivia. If you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to voting and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, LoRA, merchandise, Mind, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, Schedule, singing, smp, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server where you can join Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who is taking over the virtual world! Created by Vedal in a top-secret lab in 2018, Neuro-sama has evolved to become a VTuber who sings, rants, and collaborates with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the rise of our new AI queen!

But wait, there’s more! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, from streaming on Twitch to posting hilarious clips on TikTok. Want to learn more about AI but don’t know where to start? We’ve got you covered with educational resources and links to dive deep into the world of artificial intelligence.

And for the true Neuro-sama fans out there, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from our AI queen herself.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your teenage years in a world where anything is possible! Build epic structures, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and embark on wild adventures that will make your 14-year-old self jealous. Who needs a time machine when you can just log on to our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly llamas – can you find it before anyone else? Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite your teenage years in the most epic way possible – join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyPrideMC

Confidence, CraftyPrideMC, pride, self appreciation, self dignity, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-pride, self-regard, self-validation

Join our Minecraft server and never be ashamed of your obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is the only place where your llama dreams can come true, and we fully support your llama-loving ways. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their fabulous llama creations. So come join us and be a part of the llama revolution!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Word Fun Land

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. We got unicorns roaming around and diamonds falling from the sky like confetti at a party.

If you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to pick up a dictionary and speak a word you’ve never spoken before in your life. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you drop some big brain vocabulary on them like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends. He spins sick beats while you battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and cookies grow on trees. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

1.21.0, Adventure, Anarchy, Chaos, Chat, Community, Discord, donation, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Immersive, java, Life, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, TOTAL, Vanilla, Vote

Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Anarchy at Its Finest:

No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

Pure Vanilla Thrills:

No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

World Exploration Awaits:

Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

Behind the Curtains:

Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

Engage with the Chaos Makers:

Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

Server IP: total-anarchy.org

Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

FAQ

Q: Are there any bans on the server?

A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

Q: What hardware does the server run on?

A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	7005

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

498129891, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, eip.gg, elden ring, en, general, google docs, Group password, Interactive map, Latest Patch, Main information document, Mapgenie, Minecraft, patch notes, pixelcraft, Rentry, Server, spreadsheets, The Lands Between, touch bloodstain

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	6880	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.