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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Void Armor Forged: 26 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Chimeras Created: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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