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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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