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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Herobrine Sightings: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Magic Items Found: 3134
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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