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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Towns Built: 8 Astral Projections Made: 0
Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Ores Mined: 7159
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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