What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, ai, AI learning, chat interaction, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, VTube Studio model, Vtuber

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and collaborate with other VTubers. She’s learning to sing, play games, and interact with chat like a pro. Plus, we have a subathon every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) – that’s some dedication right there. Check out our Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the AI goodness. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, we’ve got educational videos and resources to help you out. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and embrace the chaos!

FriendZoneMC Server

AITAH, Communication Issues, driving distance, feeling used, friend drama, friend dynamics, friend expectations, FriendZoneMC, fuming, long distance friendship, making efforts, night out, one sided friendships, partner support, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sore back excuse, staying over, taxi prices, weekend visits

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	700976	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3214	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and fairness? Look no further than our server! We believe in equal effort from all players, just like in this crazy story where one friend expected all the favors without giving any in return. Join us and experience the true meaning of teamwork and camaraderie. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind! So why wait? Join now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

RealtorBlockerCraft

Apology, Contact, Dinner, family, friendship, Funeral, grocery store, holidays, home sale, listing agent, Moving, neighbor, PROFESSIONAL, ranting, real estate information, realtor, RealtorBlockerCraft, text message, Upset, voicemail

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

So, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join ASAP!

About a year ago, our neighbor from up the street invited us over for dinner. Little did we know, they were actually gossiping about all the other neighbors behind their backs! But hey, drama makes life interesting, right?

Fast forward a few weeks, we invited them over for dinner and they found out our father-in-law passed away. Instead of offering condolences, they were more concerned about us not listing our house with them. Can you believe the audacity?

But wait, it gets even crazier! After months of no contact, they only reached out to us to try and get our listing. Talk about a fake friend, am I right?

So, if you want to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations, then join our server now! Plus, we promise not to gossip about you behind your back 😉

FriendshipCraft SMP

bonding experiences, chance meetings, friendship adventures, friendship anecdotes, friendship blessings, friendship journeys, friendship magic, friendship memories., friendship miracles, Friendship stories, friendship surprises, friendship tales, FriendshipCraft, random encounters, serendipitous friendships, smp, surprising connections, unconventional friendships, unexpected friendship, unique friendships, Unlikely friendships, unusual connections

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

OMG, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most random and crazy ways of making friends! Like, one time, I was just mining for diamonds and I accidentally hit a pig with my pickaxe and it turned out to be another player in disguise! We laughed so hard and now we’re besties in the game! And another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and someone came up to me and was like “Hey, I love potatoes too!” and now we have a potato cult in the server. It’s just so wacky and fun, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and make some totally bonkers friends!

LastWordCraft

deathbed, departing message, dying wishes, end of journey, end of life, Farewell, final declaration, final farewell, final message, final statement, final thoughts, last words, LastWordCraft, parting declaration, parting farewell, parting message, parting words, ultimate declaration, ultimate farewell, ultimate message, ultimate words

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Love Letters Sent:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience epic battles with giant chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the vast world of possibilities. Your last words will be “I can’t believe I didn’t join this server sooner!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDan’s Minecraft Server

coat of arms, controversy, CraftyDans, Danish king, diplomatic conflict, Dispute, Emblem, Flag, Greenland, heraldry, historical significance, international relations, Minecraft, Monarchy, national identity, Politics, Row, royal family, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Symbolism, trump

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A DANISH KING WHO CHANGES HIS COAT OF ARMS EVERY TIME HE GETS IN A FIGHT WITH TRUMP OVER GREENLAND. LIKE, HE’LL BE BUILDIN’ A CASTLE AND THEN BAM, NEW COAT OF ARMS, JUST TO PISS OFF TRUMP. IT’S WILD, MAN. PLUS, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET. IT’S A CRAZY PLACE, BUT IT’S HOME. JOIN US, OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY.

MapleCraftMergeUS

Canada, collaboration, controversial, Diplomacy, Government, headline, international relations, leadership, MapleCraftMergeUS, MERGE, News, North America, Politics, resignation, response, speculation, suggestion, trudeau, trump, U.S, Unity

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Ores Mined:	8143
Star Shards Collected:	138	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so i was just mining some diamonds on this epic minecraft server when i heard the craziest news ever! apparently, Trudeau resigned and Trump was like “hey canada, wanna merge with us???” like what even is happening right now, i can’t even. but anyways, you should totally join this server because we have the most lit community ever. like, we have a whole village of llamas that are secretly plotting to take over the world. and don’t even get me started on the epic pvp battles that go down in the nether. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. so yeah, come join us and witness the madness for yourself!

Kiss And Capture Minecraft Server

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, Capture, celestial bodies, celestial mechanics, Charon, collision, cosmic events, cosmic mysteries, dwarf planet, gravitational pull, kiss, kiss-and-capture, Minecraft, Moon, moon formation, planetary collisions, planetary dynamics, planetary science, PLUTO, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so, like, this server is out of this world, literally. we got pluto and its moon charon, but get this – they’re like, kissing and stuff. it’s a whole love story in space, man. you gotta join this server to witness the cosmic romance between a planet and its moon. who knows, maybe you’ll find your own moon to kiss in the game. come join us for out-of-this-world adventures and love stories that are truly out of this world.

BudderCraft

Automation, BADLION, BudderCraft, Community, Competive, console, Development, Discord, Economy, exploits, Legal, Mods, Network, Online game, Piracy, playtest, PvP, Skills, strategy, tutorials, Updates, Versions

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes

2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber

3. A community that is friendly no matter the skill level

FAQ

What kind of features does the server offer?

The server provides a variety of feature-rich modes for players to enjoy.

How does the server handle cheating?

The server is extremely strict on preventing cheating of any kind. No mods are allowed except for specific ones listed.

What is the stance on toxic behavior?

The community on the server is friendly and toxic behavior is not tolerated.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server always runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

No, large scale farms are strictly prohibited as they are believed to ruin the economy and strategy of the game.

Is joining the Discord server required?

While joining the Discord server is not required, it is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

What are the allowed clients and mods on the server?

Only Badlion Client is allowed, with specific mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, CPS, etc. Any other modded or pirated clients are strictly prohibited.

Is the server still in development?

Yes, the server is still in its beta phase, so bugs and lacking features may be present. Players are encouraged to provide suggestions for improvements.

Cosmic Void Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, alone, astronaut, comedy, Cosmic, fart, flatulence, funny, humor, Interstellar, ISOLATED, JOKE, no sound, outer space, Realms, science fiction, SILENT, smell, Space, space exploration, Space Travel, vacuum, Void

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7462	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Animals Bred:	54	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, imagine a Minecraft server where you can fart in space and no one can hear it! It’s like the ultimate silent but deadly experience, am I right? Join this server for the most out-of-this-world flatulence fun you’ll ever have! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their own intergalactic base and mine for space diamonds while letting rip some cosmic toots? It’s a gas, literally! So come on, join us and let’s blast off into the fart-filled unknown together!

SisStayAway Minecraft Server

emotional boundaries, family assistance, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family help, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisStayAway, sister drama, toxic environment

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4000	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8857
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have drama that makes soap operas look tame! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a 24-year-old sibling taking care of the bills and two younger siblings who just can’t seem to get along. Tantrums, fights, and more drama than a reality TV show – it’s all here on our server.

But wait, there’s more! One sibling gets kicked out not once, but twice, and ends up bouncing from place to place like a hot potato. Will they find a new home on our server? Only time will tell.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with family feuds, emotional rollercoasters, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

CreepCraftNeighborz

community communication, community conflict, community drama, CreepCraftNeighborz, entitled behavior, ENTITLEMENT, Hoa, home owners association, lawn care, mental health, neighborhood disputes, neighborhood drama, neighborhood etiquette, neighborhood Facebook page, neighborhood groups, online bullying, overreaction, private messages, ring camera footage, social media

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	138	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
New Chunks Explored:	586248	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the lawn care drama in your neighborhood can’t compete with the wild adventures you’ll have here!

Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and maybe even some unexpected encounters with entitled neighbors who think they own the place.

Just like that lawn care worker who wouldn’t stop blowing grass in your face, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and hilarious interactions.

So come on in, apologize sarcastically, and get ready to invoice your friends for the 10 seconds of interruption to your gaming experience. Who knows, you might even become responsible for causing mental health problems in our virtual world!

Join now and let the madness begin – no anonymous posts threatening to release footage required!

BlockPartyUK Minecraft Server

BlockPartyUK, cooperation, Diplomacy, elon musk, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, international relations, meddling, Minecraft, Musk, News, Parties, Politics, rethink, Server, Technology, trump, uk, unite, United Kingdom, united states, urging

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3407
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension Hops:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where uk parties are uniting to urge trump to rethink elon musk’s meddling!!! why, you ask? well, because on our server, we have magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them! plus, our admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to a dance-off for the chance to win a pet dragon! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible, even convincing trump to rethink musk’s meddling!

NukeCraft: Macron’s Warning

Macrons, nukecraft, Warning

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Villages Defended:	18

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget about Macron and his nuclear warnings, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world problems when you can be building a giant chicken statue in our world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even aliens are trying to invade it just to get a taste of our pixelated paradise. So grab your pickaxe and join us before Macron presses that big red button and ruins all the fun!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Auctions, backups, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, ip address, Land claiming, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Website

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018.

For more information, visit HearthCraft Website.

Technical Details:

Backup Strategy	The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins Used	Uses Purpur, CoreProtect

Useful Links:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on the server.
Are there resource worlds?	Yes, the resource worlds reset monthly.