| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 3216 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 80 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1080 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7304 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4796 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4431 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6330 |
JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?
ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.
PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5626 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3028 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).
so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2018 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Overview |
|---|
| If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content. |
| The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive) |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server? | You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release! |
| Is the server modded? | Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5953 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5152 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2379 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!
Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 906 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 420 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Magic Items Found: | 5847 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 181 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.
Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5548 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5122 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2399 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.
so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3138 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7233 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 225244 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.
join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4834 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8395 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Animals Bred: | 30 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.
So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!
