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CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	588158
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Towns Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	3656	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Falling into the Void:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	7213	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crops Grown:	6464
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	131
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockBuster10/10

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Animals Bred:	181	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4914

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	757
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3