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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Love Letters Sent: 14 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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