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BdayBlockBummer

bad gifts, BdayBlockBummer, birthday gift blunders, birthday gift disappointments, birthday gift disasters, birthday gift flops, birthday gift horror stories, birthday gift letdowns, birthday gift mishaps, birthday gift nightmares, birthday gift regrets, birthday present fails, disappointing presents, terrible gift ideas, worst birthday gift, worst birthday gift ever received, worst birthday gift experiences, worst birthday gift fails, worst birthday gift stories, worst birthday present ever

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1394	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Dragon Eggs Found:	611
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Animals Bred:	72
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9437	Enchantments Applied:	242
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	250
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, Bosses, Dmitry Voronin, Duels, Events, Exploration, Giveaways, Grifesko, InoVix, meteorites, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Server, server owner, Unique

Dear Minecraft users!⛏

We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

✅Version: 1.16.5

✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

✅Website: Under construction

❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2403	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RegretfulGamerMC SMP

biggest regret, change the past, go back, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulGamerMC, remorse, second chances, self improvement, serious, smp, wish, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	268	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7