Are you tired of the daily grind and feeling like a pixelated zombie in the real world? Well, fear not my blocky brethren, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom and monotony!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to be guarded by a herd of explosive sheep. Or test your survival skills in our custom-built Hunger Games arena, where the stakes are high and the creepers are even higher.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, guaranteed to make your stomach drop faster than a stack of anvils. And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge your friends to a build-off where the theme is “medieval castles made entirely of cake.”

So why waste your precious weekends on mundane activities when you could be living it up in the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Dragon Eggs Found: 3408

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7534 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ores Mined: 1272
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 978862 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Animals Bred: 88
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Magic Items Found: 6287

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8509
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3621 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Magic Items Found: 6200
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Towns Built: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Crops Grown: 3948 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 218 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Villages Defended: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

    LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

    But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Potions Brewed: 32
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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