Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stepmoms, confederate flag ball caps, and wedding dress showdowns!

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Who needs therapy when you can battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated drama?

Create your own unique avatar and explore our vast world, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from stepmoms in sweatpants. Want your biological parents to walk you down the aisle? No problem! Just watch out for any objections from NPCs who think they know better than you.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with a stepmom who’s determined to make your virtual life as chaotic as your real one. It’s all fun and games until someone tries to get you arrested for standing up to them…in Minecraft, of course!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Age 28 Minecraft Server

    Age 28 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6220 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Runes Activated: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

    DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

    Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

    So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Towns Built: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

    UndieCraft: Sibling Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Animals Bred: 86 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • FavFactzMC SMP

    FavFactzMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyCreeperCringe

    CraftyCreeperCringe
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ores Mined: 8372
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

    CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters
    So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 669 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Java Jolt Kids Craft

    Java Jolt Kids Craft
    so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • PeyyMC

    PeyyMC

    A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

    We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6634
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

    ✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

    ✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

    ✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

    ✅ Competitions for server tops.

    ✅ Battle and Season Pass.

    ✅ Exclusive plugins.

    ✅ High-quality assembly.

    ✅ Mystical chests.

    ✅ Frequent events.

    ✅ Unique enchantment books.

    ✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

    ✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

    ✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

    ✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    GreenCraft SMP Overview

    Features
    🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
    🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
    🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
    ⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
    🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
    😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
    🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

    Join GreenCraft SMP today

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player? Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
    How often are events hosted on the server? Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
    Are there restrictions on land claims within nations? You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
    Can I join the minigames with my friends? Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
    How can I provide feedback to the community? You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Crops Grown: 8465
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

    Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

    So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2914 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Ores Mined: 8374 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • FilmFreakMC SMP

    FilmFreakMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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