Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your uncle after a few too many drinks at a wedding reception? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed experience like no other.

Instead of an open bar, we offer a unique drink ticket system just like the one at your cousin’s wedding. You’ll get two drink tickets per of age guest, and they’re non-transferable – just like that awkward moment when your cousin tried to give their ticket to the kid’s table.

But wait, there’s more! Drinks must be ordered from your seat at your assigned table, just like how you had to awkwardly flag down the waiter at the reception. And remember, drinks are to be enjoyed at your assigned table – no wandering around with your drink like a lost wedding crasher!

So come join our server and experience the drama and chaos of a wedding reception without the awkward family interactions. You’ll be called a “Minecraft-zilla” in no time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Ores Mined: 982 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

    Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition
    Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

    So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

    FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

    So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 58 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4412

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Time to Mine and Dine Server

    Time to Mine and Dine Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 463
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

    Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!
    Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

    Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2909 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

    Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

    So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Potions Brewed: 195
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

    Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness
    Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Crops Grown: 4878

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

    Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

    Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

    Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

    GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Zombie Dances: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

    UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you
    Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

    Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 New Chunks Explored: 249986
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

    OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

    Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

    Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Potions Brewed: 124 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!

    HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the power to hire the next member of Hololive! That’s right, you can choose anyone in the world (except yourself) to join the virtual idol group. Want to see Elon Musk busting out some sick dance moves? Or how about Gordon Ramsay critiquing Minecraft builds? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild ride of virtual idol recruitment and wacky shenanigans!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Pixelated Party Palace

    Pixelated Party Palace
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

    2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

    3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

    4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Treasure Maps Found: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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