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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8504 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 8501 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
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