WebbedPhastLife Minecraft SMP

1984, book 1984, Censorship, Conspiracy, Deal, fastkun, Gitmo, jannies, leadership, military tribunal, Minecraft, phastmensch, rat out, repent, smp, WebbedPhastLife, Webseite, Words

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Potions Brewed:	53	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Enchantments Applied:	122
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	175	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	381846	Votes:	3914

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mines Excavated:	3446
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ores Mined:	7564	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mines Excavated:	1180	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	112	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Astral Projections Made:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	4976	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	8158
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6018
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Movie TraumaCraft

childhood fears, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, cinematic trauma, disturbing films, early exposure, emotional scars, fear-inducing films, film-induced fear, horror films, lasting impressions, long-lasting effects, Movie, movie memories, movie-induced trauma, psychological horror, psychological impact, scary movies, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, traumatizing movies, unsettling movies

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them!

DementiaCraft – Home for the Forgetful

aging, alzheimer’s, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forgetful, geriatrics, health outcomes, Healthcare, home, life expectancy, Long Term Care, medical findings, Men, neurodegenerative disease, nursing home, research, senior care, statistics, study, Women

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Animals Bred:	34	Mines Excavated:	1779
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Votes:	6815
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we promise you won’t lose your mind like those poor souls with dementia! our server is so lit, you’ll be playing for at least 100 years, no joke. we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret potion that will make you immortal in the game, so you can keep playing forever and ever. who needs a nursing home when you can live forever in minecraft? join now and never worry about losing your mind again!