Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Meteorite Armor Created: 27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ⚔️ MainMayhem – The best RPG server ⚔️ Minecraft server

    ⚔️ MainMayhem – The best RPG server ⚔️ Minecraft server

    Are you ready to dive into exciting adventures? On our server you will find unique mobs, powerful bosses and a friendly community always ready to help!

    ?What awaits you?

    – Unique bosses and mobs: Fight original opponents that will bring new challenges!

    – Unusual equipment: Craft powerful items with unique characteristics and create your own playstyle!

    – Exciting quests: Explore the world, completing interesting missions and revealing its mysteries.

    – Fair balance without donation: Players have an equal chance of success, without privileges for donors!

    – Frequent events: Participate in competitions and events with unique prizes and rewards!

    ⭐ Why choose MainMayhem?

    1. Epic fights! ⚔️

    2. Unique equipment! ⛏

    3. Friendly community! ❤️

    4. Great hosting! ⚡

    5. Fun mini-games! ☀️

    Become a part of our amazing world! We are waiting for you at MainMayhem.ru!⚜️

    (ℹ️) – Information:

    (Discord): http://discord.gg/QZ8cuUbY93

    (VK): https://vk.com/mayhemminecraft

    (⚕) – Auto-donate: https://mainmayhem.easydonate.ru

    (IP) – IP: MainMayhem.ru

    (♨️) – Version: 1.16.5

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Korean Emoji Minecraft Server

    Korean Emoji Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being left out of the emoji game just because you’re not Korean? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome ALL Asians, not just the ones with the cool emojis. Join us and show off your building skills while also proving that emojis are for everyone, not just a select few. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret emoji dungeon hidden somewhere in the server where only the bravest players can find the elusive “🤪” emoji. Will you be the one to discover its location and claim it as your own? Join now and let the emoji madness begin! 🤣🏯🤪

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Frieren’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Frieren’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a chance to participate in crazy antics like hunting down rare mythical creatures, building insane rollercoasters that defy the laws of physics, and even engaging in some scandalous activities with our resident NPCs Methode and Frieren.

    Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamond blocks and enchanted gear. And who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the Nether where you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Kamala Crashing Hard Minecraft SMP

    Kamala Crashing Hard Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make Kamala Harris look like she’s still running for president! We’ve got drops so intense, you’ll be questioning reality and wondering when the madness will end. And don’t even get me started on our secret Mamala-sisters roping event – it’s the stuff of legends! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Symbolic Sincerity Minecraft Server

    Symbolic Sincerity Minecraft Server
    Tired of dealing with LLMs (Llama-Loving Miscreants) on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the only place where you can guarantee you’re not chatting with a sneaky llama in disguise. We’ve got a strict no-llama policy in place to ensure a llama-free gaming experience.

    Join us and escape the web of lies that other servers have woven. Our community is filled with genuine players who are just looking to have a good time without any llama-related drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So if you’ve ever wanted to build alongside aquatic creatures, now’s your chance!

    Don’t get caught up in the deceitful world of online gaming. Join our server and experience true sincerity in the form of blocky adventures and dolphin-led construction projects. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast with our dolphin overlords in the virtual realm?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Where Should I Get My Thanksgiving Dinner This Year Minecraft SMP

    Where Should I Get My Thanksgiving Dinner This Year Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Thanksgiving dinners with your family? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast like no other! Join us for a Thanksgiving extravaganza where you can hunt down turkeys, gather potatoes, and even fish for pumpkin pie!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been transformed into a giant turkey boss that drops epic loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden cornucopia filled with rare items and treasures.

    So forget about traditional dinners and boring family conversations, come join us for a Thanksgiving celebration that will leave you stuffed with laughter and adventure!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3622 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Cool Krillin Minecraft Server

    Cool Krillin Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your genetic peak and fight among the best? Look no further than our server, where we have the world’s strongest human as a player! He may have been born with weaknesses, but he ignores them and is determined to fight for a good cause. Join us for epic battles and outrageous adventures – because coolness is all about character, not just ability or skill!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Amelia Watson and Dooby Minecraft SMP Fan Club

    Amelia Watson and Dooby Minecraft SMP Fan Club
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Amelia Watson and Dooby appreciation. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky, wonderful angel?

    Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll be blessed with incredible luck in finding diamonds. Amelia Watson herself will guide you to the richest mines and Dooby will protect you from any creepers that come your way.

    But that’s not all – we’ve heard whispers that Amelia and Dooby have secret bases filled with rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Join now and you might just stumble upon their hidden treasures!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and bask in the glory of Amelia Watson and Dooby. It’s going to be a Minecraft journey like no other!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Towny MC

    Towny MC

    Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crimson Ash SMP

    Crimson Ash SMP

    Welcome to Crimson Ash SMP !

    Best Filipino Minecraft Server , This Server have Features like Thirst mod, Skills, Mob Leveling etc. This Server is only Survival Server but there’s a twist we add roleplay into this server like marriage ! What are you waiting for come and join to this server !

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 514005 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

    ⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

    ❤️═══════════════════════════❤️

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Blocky Bod Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bod Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special body type that will have you questioning reality! We call it the “Spaghetti Squid” body type – imagine a player with the body of a squid and the limbs of a spaghetti noodle, flailing around as they try to mine and build. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    Join us on this server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Whether you’re exploring our custom-built dungeons or participating in our weekly “Squid Noodle Olympics”, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden “Spaghetti Squid Temple”, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Squid Noodle God himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of spaghetti squid madness!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Caffeine Craze Minecraft SMP

    Caffeine Craze Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest caffeine-fueled adventures in the blocky world! Our server is filled with coffee-loving players who believe that a small amount of coffee per day is the key to unlocking their building skills and PvP prowess.

    Rumor has it that the founder of our server once built an entire castle in one night after downing a gallon of espresso. And don’t even get us started on the time when a player defeated the Ender Dragon in record time thanks to a triple shot latte.

    So come join us if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level with the power of coffee! Who needs diamonds when you have a good cup of joe to fuel your adventures?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Reddit Germany Minecraft Server

    Reddit Germany Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner redditors and take Germany to the next level of meme greatness! Join us as we build giant bratwurst statues, ride pigs into battle, and overthrow the evil Ender Dragon with the power of upvotes!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of trolling creepers with dank memes? Plus, rumor has it that Angela Merkel herself logs on to play every night, leading epic raids against rival factions while wearing a diamond-studded lederhosen.

    So come on down to our server and experience the most reddit country in Europe in all its glory. Just be prepared for some seriously epic meme warfare and maybe a few too many schnitzel jokes along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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