WarfareMC: Not-So-Vanilla, but still kinda plain. Just like your grandma’s cookies!

Release Date	Open Beta Release Friday, May 17th!
IP	Warfare-mc.com
Information	Welcome to WarfareMC, the ultimate destination for geopolitical towny warfare in Minecraft! Dive into intense battles, forge strategic alliances, and dominate towns and nations in our immersive gameplay.
Features	Java/Bedrock – crossplay Dynmap – Full live map of the world Towny – Create towns with your friends War – Go to war with different towns and nations More features to come!
Discord	Discord Link

Crafty Woke Gamers

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Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	142
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	136	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

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Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

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Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magic Items Found:	1809
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

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“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

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Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	599

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2201	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

WarfareMC: Not-So-Vanilla, but still kinda plain. Just like your grandma’s cookies!

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FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

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Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

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FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

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MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

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Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

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Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

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Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

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Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

Updated October 2, 2024

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	168	Falling into the Void:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6