WarCraftMC Server: Zelenskyy’s Oil Strike

ceasefire efforts, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military strategy, nato, Oil, oil hub, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, strike, Ukraine, War, WarCraftMC, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like da craziest place u will ever be in, like, ever. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, zombies dat do da macarena, and skeletons dat shoot marshmallows. it’s like a party in da minecraft world, man.

and, get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find da rarest diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da lava pits and giant spiders dat guard it. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more danger and excitement.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano? yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ volcano. it’s like a thrill ride dat will make u scream and laugh at da same time.

so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane and hilarious adventures in da minecraft world. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

armor, Auction, BomjPVP, Bosses, box pvp, Boxpvp, boxpvp server, Convoys, Custom Items, Daily Rewards, degenerate admin, ds, Hobo Survival, HomelessPvP, Lucky blocks, Maniac, pvp box, Ranks, Server Homeless PvP, SEX with gays, Support for clans, weapons

IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

❓️ What do we have here?

Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

[пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	187	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

+18, 10k World border, age, Anti-grief measures, apply, content creators, Continues, Cosmetics, Custom armor statues, Epic, in-game cosmetics, java, Karlssons, Map resets, Minecraft, Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, player head drops, Pleasure, Saga, season 3, shopping district, Simple, simple voice chat, smp, Squaremap, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC

Location: Europe

Current Version: 1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

BlockyCraft, Minecraft, Mr, Mr X, Server, Sleeping, ssh

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	244	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

actions, Analysis, Batman, confusion, dc comics, Enigmatic, Hero, Intentions, Interpretation, Jokers, Meaning, Minecraft, motives, Mystery, perplexing, Plot, puzzling, Shenanigans, smp, speculation, Storyline, The Joker, Villain

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	70	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

21f, animal cruelty, cleanliness, county dump, cruel and unusual punishment, DAUGHTER, Emotional support, Empathy, family, Help, legal trouble, neglected animals, parenting, physical distance, probation, Promise, PunishCraft, punishment, room, shower, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	7742	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

all time, animated classics, animated favorites, animated series, beloved characters, best animated series, best cartoons, CartoonCraze, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite cartoon, favorite childhood show, iconic cartoons, Minecraft, most loved cartoons, nostalgic shows, smp, timeless cartoons, top animated shows, top cartoons, top favorite cartoons, ultimate cartoon.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ores Mined:	9096
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockBusterBlues

Bleak, BlockBusterBlues, Dark, depressing movie, Desolate, Despair, emotional, gloomy, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Mainstream, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, sad film, Somber, sorrowful, soul-crushing, tearjerker, Tragedy, tragic

Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MicroCraftMedicine

accomplishment, achievement, American biologists, award, biology, discovery, genetics, GROUNDBREAKING, Honor, innovation, laureates, Medicine, MicroCraftMedicine, MicroRNA, Nobel Prize, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, research, RNA, Science, scientific breakthrough

LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Farms Harvested:	697
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

betting odds, Campaign, campaign strategy, CollapseCraft, collapsing, CONSERVATIVE, election, election odds, election predictions, gop, Minecraft, political betting, political chaos, political turmoil, Politics, president 2024, presidential race, re-election, republican party, Server, trump, united states, White House

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	70
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Star Shards Collected:	85	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

Banquet, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, compassion, dad, Dilemma, dining out, eating out, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, favorite restaurant, food allergies, food choices, HangryCraft, Resentment, Restaurant, sibling bond, Steppie, stepsiblings, stepsiblings’ mom, uncle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MemoryMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	293	Crops Grown:	6968
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyHeartbreak

BlockyHeartbreak, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, compatibility, emotional baggage, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationship, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, starting over, trust issues, unresolved issues

Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	417067
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	808

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

chief, clarification, denial, deputy, Good, health, international relations, iran, Iran news, Iranian military, Iranian politics, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, Misinformation, missing, News, Quds Force, QudsCraft, Rumors, SECURITY, speculation

so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Crops Grown:	9348	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!