A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves, when suddenly a giant Resonator Banner appears in the sky, summoning the almighty Shorekeeper to guide you on your journey. But watch out, because the Stellar Symphony Rectifier is on the loose, causing chaos and mayhem wherever it goes!
And that’s not all! Join our Parade of Stars event for a chance to level up like never before, participate in the Gifts of Sea Breeze sign-in event for exclusive rewards, and team up with friends in the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event for a chance to defeat legendary bosses and claim epic loot!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our timeline and rewards spreadsheet for a sneak peek at all the awesome goodies waiting for you, redeem secret codes for special bonuses, and show off your emotes collection to your fellow players in style.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest gaming community around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!
So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Embark on epic quests to save your virtual family members from impending doom, all while facing off against raging storms and convincing them that “God’s hands” won’t protect them this time.
But beware, your siblings and friends may not always see eye to eye with your decisions, so be prepared for some intense virtual drama as you navigate through the chaos of a Cat.5 hurricane.
Join us now and show off your persuasive skills in the face of impending danger! Who knows, you might just save the day and earn the title of ultimate Minecraft hero.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
On our server, you can create your own Christmas traditions without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Build a cozy cabin for you and your family to celebrate in peace, without any 4 a.m. wake-up calls for present opening.
We understand the struggle of dealing with family expectations, so come join us and let off some steam by building your dream holiday getaway. Who needs to deal with family drama when you can escape to a virtual world of creativity and relaxation?
So say goodbye to the stress of holiday traditions and hello to a Minecraft server where you can build your own Christmas paradise. Join now and start building your way to a drama-free holiday season!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to finally pursue that dream hobby of yours, whether it’s underwater basket weaving, llama rodeo riding, or even competitive cow milking! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and show off your unique skills to the world.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks. So if you’re looking for a good time and some wacky adventures, come join us and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 890 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Aphmau, whose real name is Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling. She has garnered a large following for her family-friendly content and engaging personality. Aphmau also runs a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other content creators in the gaming community.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
