A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!
PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?
But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?
With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But beware, there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive weapons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save the day.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride of epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable friendships. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a cow wearing a top hat.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? You got it!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual lava surfing competition. Test your skills as you ride the fiery waves of molten rock, dodging flaming arrows and dodgy skeletons along the way.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your pixelated life!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Come on down and experience the thrill of dodging arrows like a pro, building towering castles that would make even the most seasoned architect jealous, and exploring a world so vast and full of surprises, it’s like getting lost in a maze made of diamond blocks.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the virtual world of Minecraft)!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
but don’t worry, we got u covered on this server. we make sure only mom’s batteries are powering u up, so u can play all day without any worries. plus, we got some epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep u entertained. so come join us and let mom’s batteries fuel ur Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
On our server, we don’t have stepmoms trying to steal precious family memories. Instead, we have virtual moms who leave you messages in the form of enchanted books hidden throughout the world. And guess what? Your virtual stepmom is totally cool with it because she’s too busy building a roller coaster in the sky!
So, if you’re tired of real-life family therapy sessions and just want to have a good time building, exploring, and laughing with your online family, join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, the only tears shed here are tears of joy from defeating the Ender Dragon together!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about blowing all your savings on fancy hotels and business class flights. Our server is a safe haven for responsible spenders and savvy savers alike.
Don’t let your hard-earned diamonds go to waste on someone else’s lavish lifestyle – join us and build your empire without the guilt of funding someone else’s Monopoly money habits.
So come on, join our server and leave the real world financial woes behind. Who needs a bartending job in Brazil when you can mine for diamonds and live like a Minecraft celebrity? Let’s build together and leave the irresponsible spending in the past!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
