A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5626 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But beware, there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive weapons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save the day.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride of epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable friendships. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a cow wearing a top hat.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? You got it!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual lava surfing competition. Test your skills as you ride the fiery waves of molten rock, dodging flaming arrows and dodgy skeletons along the way.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your pixelated life!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Come on down and experience the thrill of dodging arrows like a pro, building towering castles that would make even the most seasoned architect jealous, and exploring a world so vast and full of surprises, it’s like getting lost in a maze made of diamond blocks.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the virtual world of Minecraft)!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
but don’t worry, we got u covered on this server. we make sure only mom’s batteries are powering u up, so u can play all day without any worries. plus, we got some epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep u entertained. so come join us and let mom’s batteries fuel ur Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
On our server, we don’t have stepmoms trying to steal precious family memories. Instead, we have virtual moms who leave you messages in the form of enchanted books hidden throughout the world. And guess what? Your virtual stepmom is totally cool with it because she’s too busy building a roller coaster in the sky!
So, if you’re tired of real-life family therapy sessions and just want to have a good time building, exploring, and laughing with your online family, join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, the only tears shed here are tears of joy from defeating the Ender Dragon together!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about blowing all your savings on fancy hotels and business class flights. Our server is a safe haven for responsible spenders and savvy savers alike.
Don’t let your hard-earned diamonds go to waste on someone else’s lavish lifestyle – join us and build your empire without the guilt of funding someone else’s Monopoly money habits.
So come on, join our server and leave the real world financial woes behind. Who needs a bartending job in Brazil when you can mine for diamonds and live like a Minecraft celebrity? Let’s build together and leave the irresponsible spending in the past!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
we got a secret underground lair where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but u gotta solve a riddle to get in. and once u do, u better watch ur back cuz there’s a dragon guarding the treasure.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama that can spit fireballs? yeah, he’s pretty lit.
so, if u wanna join dis wild ride of a server, just remember: every stranger is a window to new opportunities. and also, bring snacks cuz u gonna be playing for hours. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant elephant who remembers that one time you gave it a virtual peanut five years ago. talk about loyalty, amirite?
our elephants have crazy good memory, they’ll remember every block you’ve placed and every mob you’ve slain. they’ll even remember your username and greet you with a trumpet every time you log on.
join now for the most unforgettable minecraft experience of your life. who needs friends when you have elephants who remember you better than your own mom? 🤣🤣🤣
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
